Heyyyy, buddy. Sup?
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thebrownray:
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“Hey, man! Been a while, nice to see you again.”
“Yeah, no, I’m good.” He sighs, straightening up again. He was still super embarrassed for making a scene like that and he totally wouldn’t mind if a black hole just opened up beneath him, but he was good. “Sorry, fuck. What were we talking about again?” Maybe they could just forget any of that happened.
“You sure?” You make sure you don’t look at him like he’s embarrassing, or like you’re not down with a little flustered Ray, because he doesn’t deserve to look so nervous. “Well, I was not-so-subtly hitting on you and we were talking about the lack of office blowies post RTX, so.”
Heyyyy, buddy. Sup?
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thebrownray:
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“Hey, man! Been a while, nice to see you again.”
Did he just say… “Telling me you like me probably wasn’t the best idea if you wanted me to calm down.” The confession definitely invoked more emotion, but it wasn’t nervousness this time. “Seriously, I’m fine. I just… I’m a huge fucking baby when it comes to feelings and shit. Sorry.”
Damn, you were hoping he’d take it as ‘you’re my friend and I like you’ and not 'I like you and you’re my friend’. Whoops. You try a sheepish smile. “You’re doing whole sentences, so it’s gotta have helped, yeah?” You sorta. Squeeze his shoulder. “That’s why the deep breath, brah. Just chill, okay? You’re cool, I’m cool, we do cool shit.”
Heyyyy, buddy. Sup?
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thebrownray:
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“Hey, man! Been a while, nice to see you again.”
“W-What? No, no, I’m just. It’s, uh.” God fucking damnit. “It’s hot out here or somethin’, I dunno. I’m fine.” Ray ran his fingers through his short hair, not even bothering to attempt at eye contact anymore. “Sorry…”
Oops. You scared the nervous Ray. Your flirty look breaks into gentle concern, and you shake your head, reaching out to pat his shoulder. “Ray, hey, I’ll lay off, okay? Seriously, just… Relax, please, I like you too much to have you wigging out.”
Heyyyy, buddy. Sup?
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thebrownray:
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“Hey, man! Been a while, nice to see you again.”
“Dude, that sounds rough. How do you think we get out all the tension?” He brings a hand up to make a blowjob gesture, winking at the other. “Yeah, uh, you mentioned that.” He rubs at his beard, hoping to cover up the blush he’s totally not feeling or anything.
“Seriously! It sucked. Wayyyy too much brain processing.” You stick your tongue out, flicking it before just grinning again. “Even cuter going all red. Dude, take a deep breath, you look like you think I’m literally about to shred your clothes off.”
Heyyyy, buddy. Sup?
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thebrownray:
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“Hey, man! Been a while, nice to see you again.”
“Yeah, we were all fucking zombies for a good week afterwards.” Tan cheeks heat up at the other’s comment, his eyes glancing down nervously. “Well, at least I’m a cute loser, loser.”
“Cons are fuckin’ rough, brah. Very few office blowies that week.” You laugh a little, before giving a softer smile. “Damn right! And I’m the Jewser. Now that sounds like a really weird Bowser and I kinda wanna write that down… Whatever. But yeah. You’re cute.”
Heyyyy, buddy. Sup?
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thebrownray:
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“Hey, man! Been a while, nice to see you again.”
“Aren’t you a charmer.” Ray rolls his eyes, not taking the comment to heart. “How’ve you been, dude? Everyone’s missed you, y’know, especially me.”
“Always!” You prop your chin on a hand and grin, feet tapping. “Wiped, dude. I’m pretty sure I slept at least twelve hours when I got home. But, aw, you missed me? I missed you too, you loser. You cute, cute loser.”
Heyyyy, buddy. Sup?
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thebrownray-archive:
“Hey, man! Been a while, nice to see you again.”
“Well, shit happens, and it sucks when it keeps my eyes off of cutie pies. Oh, shit, that was a good one. Nice to see you, too, though!”
“I think the house is spinning.”
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thebrownray:
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“I mean, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s just you. You alright, man?”
“Oh, I’ll bet.” Ray shakes his head, patting the other’s shoulder. “You should sit down, dude. You’re fucking delusional.”
You give him a goofy little grin, fairly reassured that you won’t suddenly slip human bonds by the swat to your shoulder. “Ray, do not eat a party sized bag of Skittles in fifteen minutes. Please listen t'that, okay.”
“I think the house is spinning.”
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thebrownray:
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“I mean, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s just you. You alright, man?”
“I mean, I can slap you in the face with my wiener if that’s what you want.”
There’s a long moment of silence, before you slowly start giggling. “I like weiners.”
“I think the house is spinning.”
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thebrownray:
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“I mean, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s just you. You alright, man?”
“Uh, y’know, I don’t think I’m qualified to deal with a 30-something year old dude on a sugar rush. Seems like a personal problem.”
“Just c'mere and… Touch me, I’m losing my shit and I don’t wanna lose my cookies. Help me, brah! Help the Sexbang clan and touch me.”