parvuslepus:

 

Love you mooooooooore.

Loooooooove you most.

<3

Love you, loser.

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parvuslepus:

 

[ Hums. ] I should probably do that more often. Keeping the lights off, anyway. My eyesight is already shot to fuck so what’s more days playing games in the dark?

Well, you’re a damn good rug.

[Presses a kiss to his head again.]

It helps! The light makes things so fucking hot, dude, turn your house into a cave, baby. I could be a worse rug, I guess- I’m still 75% hair.

parvuslepus:

 

[ Chuckles, looking up at Dan, most of his face still against his shirt. ]

How do you even survive in summer months with all of that hair? I’m not as bad as you and today has just been a fucking headache.

[Smiles down out, all cheerful. And concerned, of course, but, yeah.]

Oh, lots of water, hiding in the freezer, sleeping, distractions. Uh, hiding again. Keeping the lights off. I don’t sweat and I am totally a giant rug, so, I just try not to lose my cool.

parvuslepus:

 

[ Chest bunce. ] Mmf.

[Rubs his back, nuzzling his head.]

Wooof. 

parvuslepus:

[ Whimpery rabbit noises. ]

[Concerned wolf noises?]

parvuslepus:

 

Yes submit to the bunny gifs submit.

[ Clamors into Danny’s lap and buries his face in his hair. ]

You fuckin’ total loser baby. Good thing I like you so much.

[Oh shit. Laughs, kissing at his neck playfully.]

Hi.

parvuslepus:

It’s impossible to flirt when you’re using ridiculous bunny gifs.

Get your ass over here, you loser.

parvuslepus:

 

Can I have one now?

If you give me a smile, you’ll get half a dozen.