Oh, you’re totally gonna make me fucking swoon with such spicy language, Mister Joooones. Haha, fuck. You’re so fuckin’ rad, dude.
“Thanks, but you’re pretty fuckin’ rad too. I adore your work man. Big fan, but I figure I’ve told you that at least 80 times already.”
“Adore? Damn, dude. Talk about fuckin’ flattering an old man. You and Ray, you’re gonna give me an ego, I swear. No, but you’re fuckin’ awesome too. How have you not ruined your voice? So impressed.”
[You’re in nothing but baggy pajama pants, hand rubbing lazily at yourself until he practically throws himself onto you. Your arms wind around him then, pushing the back of his shirt up and pressing flat against his smooth back.]
“Too long Danny. Way too long.”
[You’re mumbling a little, bending to kiss at his neck.]
[With a rush of heat, you realize he was actually full on touching himself and wow if you don’t moan. You like having that effect on him. Like, god, if you weren’t hard as hell before… You curl your hands into his hair, hips rolling lazily when his hands find your skin.] Waaay too fuckin long. Need to tease you more often. [You pull him up for a quick kiss before letting him go on with his business.]
[He moans and God he sounds so good. He’s so hot and man, he makes you feel like a teenager again, horny at the thought of him. It makes you groan against his skin and you bite gently against his throat.]
“Please do. We waited way too long to do this. Mmm, gonna blame it on being busy though.”
[You move easily when he pulls you up, kissing him slowly before you’re pulling him closer and dropping kisses down his throat.]
“Gorgeous.”
[Possessive Arin is such a great Arin. Especially super horny possessive Arin that’s ready to fuck you useless, with the grabby hands and the toothy kisses and the scattermarks of- bruises… You give another low moan, egging your voice down towards husky to drive him even wilder.] “Us bein’ busy, me being more of the blowie guy, shit happens- but I’ll take it now.” [You bare your neck to the bites, head tilting back and hips bucking.] “Fuck, Arin-!”
…Gonna take that as a solid no from the master of vulgarity. I feel so honored, brah!
You can never fucking overuse the word fucking. Even if you fucking use the fucking word every fucking second word, you can’t fucking do it. It’s fucking impossible.
Oh, you’re totally gonna make me fucking swoon with such spicy language, Mister Joooones. Haha, fuck. You’re so fuckin’ rad, dude.
[You’re in nothing but baggy pajama pants, hand rubbing lazily at yourself until he practically throws himself onto you. Your arms wind around him then, pushing the back of his shirt up and pressing flat against his smooth back.]
“Too long Danny. Way too long.”
[You’re mumbling a little, bending to kiss at his neck.]
[With a rush of heat, you realize he was actually full on touching himself and wow if you don’t moan. You like having that effect on him. Like, god, if you weren’t hard as hell before… You curl your hands into his hair, hips rolling lazily when his hands find your skin.] Waaay too fuckin long. Need to tease you more often. [You pull him up for a quick kiss before letting him go on with his business.]
Aw, shit, dude. That’s why I have a Barry to do that shit. The point about sleepy-cute stands, though
Lucky. We have to get all our shit pre-edited and rendered so the actual editors can splice it together. Heh… thanks though. …Do I know you?
Man, you so fancy. No wonder you need multiple Barrys. Barries? Berries. Mmm. Hey, I just call it like I see it, brah. …Maybe? I know Ray. Danny Sexbang, or Avidan, whichever he might talk about. Starbomb, Game Grumps, Ninja Sex Party?
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