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"You’re being so rude to yourself, how dare you!” He laughed, then started to think of something they could talk about. “Uh, I don’t know. We could try to find the differences between us?”

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"What can I say? I might be a piece of shit, but I’m a pretty piece of shit.” You quirk an eyebrow at him, before wiggling them, laughing. “Look, if you want to get away from weird dick stuff, you don’t immediately go to differences. Buuut, okay, barring an impromptu rise of the D Club… God, I can’t imagine too much being different. …First off, are you the Not-So-Grump? Biggest question.”